The following was submitted by the editor of Wood and Fiber Science, H. Mike Barnes, if you have any questions please direct them at him:

10^6 deer = 1 megabuck
10^3 megabucks = 1 grand
10^8 grand = 1 millicent
10^12 microphones = 1 megaphone
10^21 piccolos = 1 gigolo
10 rations = 1 decoration
10^6 bicycles = 2 megacycles
10^12 pins = 1 terapin
2×10^3 millenaries = 4 seminaries
3⅓ tridents = 1 decadent
10^12 antellas = 1 tarantella
10^9 antics = 1 gigantic
10^2 tics = 1 hectic
10^-3 female sheep = 1 milieu
2 doctors = 1 paradox